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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 06:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

Next, they tried...

Jim Cramer Predicts We're Headed To 'Prices We're Not Used To' – Says You Should Invest At Least $50 a Month to Tackle Financial Uncertainty - Benzinga

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Secret leprosy infected the Americas before European arrival - DW

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Long-term study ties midlife vascular health to later dementia risk - Medical Xpress

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Diddy Bashes Courtroom Artist for Making Him Look Like a ‘Koala’ - The Daily Beast

share office space ...

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Former Packers WR makes long touchdown in UFL championship - Acme Packing Company

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Microsoft’s New Windows 11 Start Menu Is Finally Worth Exploring

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

37 Hidden Gems On Amazon That’ll Make You Think “Where Have You Been All My Life?” - BuzzFeed

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can AI render a high resolution image from a low resolution image?

Minds and Behinds

No go.

No, not a chance

Measles Exposure Prompts Health Warning In Bay Area - Patch

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.