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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 06:42

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Long-term study ties midlife vascular health to later dementia risk - Medical Xpress
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Diddy Bashes Courtroom Artist for Making Him Look Like a ‘Koala’ - The Daily Beast
share office space ...
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Former Packers WR makes long touchdown in UFL championship - Acme Packing Company
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Microsoft’s New Windows 11 Start Menu Is Finally Worth Exploring
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
37 Hidden Gems On Amazon That’ll Make You Think “Where Have You Been All My Life?” - BuzzFeed
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Can AI render a high resolution image from a low resolution image?
Minds and Behinds
No go.
No, not a chance
Measles Exposure Prompts Health Warning In Bay Area - Patch
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.